~your crush~
dear mister,
first of all, let me start by saying that i don't like calling you my crush. "crush" implies some horrible kind of pain and if you inflict that upon me, you'll have a lot of people after you. just so you know :)
i do however like that you make me feel like a princess. i've always said that i never wanted to be treated like a princess by a man, but i know now that i was seriously mistaken. i also think its funny that you don't call our first date, a date. "meet and greet" is just too funny. and you're funny too.
i like that you send me "i miss you texts" throughout the day and "you're beautiful" is always on the tip of your tongue. so, keep that up.
i love love love that you're so tall! i don't know where this epidemic of short men came from, but i'm glad you're not one of them. I CAN WEAR HEELS AGAIN!
i don't like that it sometimes takes you millions of minutes to text or call me back. hello?! technology is pretty fascinating now. instantaneous messaging. keep up with me please.
i do like that you love my kid and don't want any more of your own. makes my life simpler because i don't want any more either.
so, i'm ending this with a new name for you. you're not my crush, you're my "seriously like".
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