a "short list" kind of day.

1. don't touch my kid. seriously. especially when he's sleeping and especially ESPECIALLY without my permission. i know your creepy hands are dirty. don't do it!

i was in walmart looking for halloween costumes and this MAN comes up to my cart while i'm at a standstill. he moves the visor from over the carseat and pulls the blanket off of jordan. then he....he...HE TOUCHED JORDAN'S FACE!! i turned around and smacked his hands away.

man: hey!

me: you hey? me hey! don't touch my kid!

man: (under his breath) yeesh. the nerve of some people...

me: YEA! NO KIDDING!!!

i need to stop going to walmart. idiots.

2. my son is a handsome boy. NOT a pretty girl.

off to the mall for some body wash. target acquired at victoria's secret. when i finally get up to the checkout, the cashier leans over the desk and says "well hello pretty girl!" i immediately say "he's a boy."

she looks down at her screen because obviously there's something super important on it now. she looked very sheepish. which she should have. because she's an idiot.

seriously. does this handsome face look like it belongs on a girl? and in a JERSEY nonetheless?!?

3. i know. my shirt is awesome. but did you really have to call the entire staff over to stare at the words across my boobies? i don't think so.

i think it speaks for itself.

4. i can't remember what i was going to write here. so until/if i do, those are my complaints. :D

but some non complainy stuff happened too. for instance...

jordan learned how to open the baby gate. i could complain about that too, i guess. but its too darn cute! for now...