1. I got some professional make-up brushes, but they smell funny. So I washed them out and the water turned black. (I'm still gonna use those brushes. But you bet your sweet hiney I'll be washing them out everyday.)
2. When an anti social psychopath decides it would be a good idea to try and assassinate my local Congresswoman. clicky.
3. When my child refuses to sleep anywhere but next to me in my bed or next to my bed in his swing. I just don't have the energy it takes to stand next to his crib for an hour and pat him to sleep. Which brings me to my next point...
4. The reason I have no energy is because I've been sick for 3 weeks. I don't know if you read that or just raced past it. So I'll repeat it for you. I have been sick for 3 WEEKS. THREE WEEKS! Do you have any idea how miserable that is? Probably. I'm a whiny baby when I'm sick.
5. When Jordan does finally go to sleep, I get a magical burst of stupid energy. Seriously. What am I supposed to do with it? I should wake him up. Then he'll know how it feels. Scratch that. "Never wake a sleeping baby."
6. When people make it seem like you're the douche for doing something nice. Really? Who does that? A jerk. That's who.
7. When anyone says "I'll call/text you later" and they don't. If you're not gonna do it, don't say you will. It's just obnoxious and then I think you're dead.
8. I don't really have another one, but I don't like uneven numbers. :)
So here are my water blackening brushes:
They're so pretty and incredibly soft. I'll let you know how they work out.
And just for giggles:
COW NAILS!
I hope you all enjoyed my complaining.
**edit** I was tossing and turning in bed and thought of some more.
9. When people type lyk dis cos they thnk they coo. What does that accomplish? It just shows me
a. You're too lazy to type an actual sentence.
b. You're too stoopid to care that you can't type an actual sentence.
(I almost left the periods out of both those sentences. oopsie.)
10. Ebonics. See above.
Woman. I'm sorry I didn't text you back :/ My phone literally died. I've been bad at remembering to charge it! I miss you Woman. And like I told you before if you want me to watch Jordan for a couple hours so you can get some rest, I would do that for you! You used to do it for ME! REMEMBER?! So it's only right and fair if you let ME help YOU out the same! Being a Mom is EXHAUSTING! But I am here to help you. So utilize me! :) I love you Woman, your a great Mom. And it's HARD to relax and SLEEP when your mind is still wired and going! I would try to rest and nap when Lilly used to nap.. But for the most part unless MY body told me to sleep, I was still up and cleaning..
ReplyDeleteAnd I hope those brushes don't make your face look dirty! Good thing you noticed that! Icky!
I love your Cow nails! You are so good at that Woman! You put me to shame!
Oh and you never have to pay me to watch him either.
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